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Songs I Have Discovered and Loved in 2009

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:38:21 +0000

Gravity - Vienna Teng

Someday You Will Be Loved - Death Cab for Cutie

Her Morning Elegance - Oren Lavie

Knock Knock - Lenka

All Along the Watchtower - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

True Affection - The Blow

Houston - Rondo Brothers

Hypnotize - Notorious B.I.G.

You're Gonna Miss This - Trace Adkins

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QotD: The Scary Thing about Being a Grown-Up...

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:07:55 +0000

What was your biggest fear about becoming an adult?

My anxiety about adulthood was pretty nonspecific. It just seemed like there was so much grownups had to do every day, and nobody really explained much of it to me. Come to find out, it's the same crap you do as a kid, it's just that nobody's going to pick up the slack for you, and if anyone yells at you it's going to be your boss instead of your mom.

So, kids, the lesson: being an adult isn't that exciting. Enjoy being a minor, it'll be over soon enough.

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QotD: The Very Best

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:58:01 +0000

If you could be the best at anything in the world, what would you choose?

Anonymity.

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QotD: What Makes You Feel Sexy?

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:49:40 +0000

What makes you feel sexy?
Sponsored by Body by Victoria® from Victoria's Secret.

Are all of the QotD's sponsored now? That sort of blows. And it does not make me feel sexy.

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QotD: The One Sport...

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:36:03 +0000

If you could only watch one sport (live and on television) for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

College football, if for no other reason than I'd have lots and lots of company. Talking about football is way more fun than watching it.

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QotD: My Family’s Future

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:41:28 +0000

What do you most want for your family's future?

The same things everyone wants for their family's future- security, happiness, education, warmth, love, closeness.

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QotD: Happy 4th of July!

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:13:09 +0000

What does the 4th of July mean to you? How are you celebrating?

Today is my nephew's birthday. He is turning 14. I haven't seen him in 13 years, but I always think of him on his birthday.

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QotD: Green Living

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:29:27 +0000

How green is your school, office, or home?

Probably not as green as they could be. It's difficult to justify investing in eco-friendly accoutrements for a rental property, and unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) I don't call the shots in my office. I suppose the whole thing makes me sound kind of noncommittal and unwilling to take responsibility, and I suppose I'd have to agree with you if you said so too. I don't actively seek to waste electricity, I turn off lights when I leave a room, and I turn off the faucet when I'm brushing my teeth. But honestly, I can't see myself hiking up a ladder to put solar panels on the roof of a duplex someone else owns. I'm sure I'll take a more active role when I own my own home.

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Vox Hunt: Summer Reading

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:26:48 +0000

Show us a book you feel like you should read, but just can't bring yourself to actually pick up.

War and Peace (Vintage Classics)

Leo Tolstoy

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QotD: Big and Small Places

nobody@vox.com(Smelly Pirate Hooker) — Sat, 16 May 2009 10:18:35 +0000

What were the biggest and smallest places you’ve lived in?
Submitted by Jack Yan.

Cities:
Biggest: Columbus, Ohio
Smallest: West Chazy, NY

Homes:
Biggest: My mother's house
Smallest: Shitbox apartment I had in 2004.

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